my mom came over for a bit today and i mistakenly put on deoderant in front of her. she looked at me and blinked, "oh, larisa, you're not doing THAT again..." "what?" i ask. "not shaving!" she puts on a disgusted face. i attempt to lie and tell her that i'm waiting to get waxed. she sees right through me so i say, "ok. i just want something new right now." "that's disguting," she says, "and you're going to look so unprofessional during your hula hooping routines."
how does this make me unprofessional???
i hate this because now i'm doubting myself. stupid fucking america fucking brainwashed media.
ugh.